(Yes ladies and gentlemen, those are my smart glasses. When I put them on I feel inclined to write about something ingenious-well maybe that’s a stretch).
As you sit there right now reading this what are you thinking? Let me tell you, most likely if its not the weekend you are thinking, “Man, I like this Zach Gray and his blogs, but I wish it were the weekend.” And if its already the weekend you are sitting there thinking, “Man, I like this Zach Gray and his blogs, I just wish I had a longer weekend to read more of his stuff.” Yea, maybe you do or don’t like me, but that’s beside the point; the real issue is how much we as human beings love the weekend! So what can we do to increase overall joy in human life? Give us more weekend!!! How can one deny that this is a good idea? There are several reasons for which I believe that the weekend should be extended…
So, I propose a 4-day workweek and and 3-day weekend. All we would need to do is take the 40-hour/5-day workweek and make it a 40-hour/4-day workweek. If you do the simple math it simply means that you work 10 hours a day rather than 8. What is 2 hours a day? Its definitely worth another day of weekend fun! Schools and colleges should do the same thing as well. College students on the high end take about 17 hours per semester, which averages to 3.4 hours of class per day. If we went to the 4-day week students would gain a whole day without class and only have to go to class on average for 4.25 hours per day. Students, what is 0.85 hours (51 minutes) a day? Shoot I know I could just eat a quicker lunch, watch a little less TV, or just not take quite as many naps (although they are great).
What are the positive effects of a 4-day week? One of the biggest benefits is evident when you consider what we in a 5-day week call “hump day.” “Hump day” is Wednesday, the exact middle of the week, the day that when it is over we all feel great because we know we are in the 2nd half of the week. I mean, seriously, everyone loves Thursday and Friday because you know the week is almost over.

“Hump day” as illustrated by this hill above, or can be thought of as the hump of a hippo or camel, can be dissolved into nothing! What do I mean? Well, please consider the following…(Thanks Bill Nye the Science Guy)… What is the middle day between 4 days? There is no middle. So with a 4-day week you fall asleep Tuesday night, and instead of having to get over the hump, or get through Wednesday, you automatically jump to the second half of the week. I know, this really is amazing! Between 11:59:59 p.m. on Tuesday night and 12:00:00 a.m. Wednesday morning you would experience the passingover from the first half of the week to the second half.
Some may ask how this idea of a 4-day work week would affect the economy. I strongly believe that it would help boost the economy. If we simply added Friday to the weekend, Thursday would be the new end of the week and restaurant and movie sales would boost upward on Thursdays. Furthermore, Friday could still be a fun night for people to go out and do things and put money into the economy. Also, does a three day weekend not promote travel? Families will have more opportunities for family vacations. Not only does this help travel agencies, but it helps you! How? You don’t have to drive to work 5 days a week! You drive only 4 days a week. So you have that little extra gas money to spend on something else!!!
So what do you think? I know a shorter week could help depression because people would have an extra day to relax and if they need to, get more work done for school or their job. This could also give people more time to be active and do what they want. What is a more valuable use of time…two hours after work and dinner each night to watch mindless reality TV, or a whole day to go do something productive (build a barn, paint a fence, play flag football with your buds, go shopping-ladies).
So let’s do it people. Let’s demand this reform. We can make this happen.
Let me know what you think, I really am up for suggestions, comments, or criticism.
*Footnote: the idea of a 4-day week is not originally my own, it came from the noggin of a highly respected woman named Jessica Eberwine.
Can’t wait for the weekend!
Catch ya later.