The last 12 hours have been filled with two major ceremonies.  Last night was the Falls School of Business banquet.  Students got to wine and dine (minus the wine) with faculty and staff of the FSB.  Awards were given to students, honors were directed to certain faculty, students spoke, people laughed and it was a good time.  The first big realization that the end is near - graduation is coming.

    Today was senior chapel.  All graduating students were requested (and most showed) to line up in the Decker breezeway in cap and gown attire.  A prequel for what will come in 9 days.  It’s kind of sad because it reminded me of High School graduation, only four short and yet long years ago.  Much has changed since then.  The world around me is different.  The world abroad is different.  I am different.  I’ve grown and changed and today was a reminder of how far I’ve come…and hopefully, how much farther I have to go.

-Jon   

    Last night was the date auction at Teetering for Tots (here on out referred to simply as TFT).  I don’t know the exact amount, but I imagine they raised a decent amount of money, I would venture to say close to $70 or $80.  Not bad for auctioning off people who probably really won’t serve as dates at the dance they’re throwing on Friday ha.  But despite some akwardness at times, it really was a fun event.  I was surprised.  Anyway, I went for a grand total of $11…..to my roommate Joel haha.  There were only two people bidding for me and they were both guys haha…that’ll make you feel good ha.

-Jon    (Look at that face, who wouldn’t want to buy that ha)

    TFT is by far the best event put on during the year!  TFT stands for Teetering for Tots, only this year its Teetering for Textbooks.  All the money raised this year is going to help buy textbooks for a local school that is in desperate need of them.  Here’s what happens.  There is a HUGE tent set up from Tuesday through part of Saturday, 24/7.  It’s got a teeter totter which is always beeing tot (I think that’s what you’d call it) around the clock.  Every single gaming system known to mankind is there.  You got corn hole, a date auction, battle of the bands, a dance, a huge TV that used to be able to show movies 24/7 (stupid copyright laws ha), and a million and a half people coming and going.  I LOVE IT!!!  It reminds me every time of why I came to AU!  I can not think of a better college experience than that.  It’s all about community, having fun, enjoying one another and doing it at whatever hour pleases you ha.

    So, this week I will be writing posts sharing about my senior TFT experience!  I plan on being there as much as possible…even if it means I have to do more work next week, so be it.  This is freaking TFT week!!!!  And I don’t plan on missing it!!!!

-Jon      (Alabama waterfalls in the background)

    This campus is infested with squirrels.  No joke!  It’s truly ridiculous.  Its as if God blessed this area in abundance with squirrels that function like bunnies - multiplying by the masses.  They’re so used to humans that you can walk right next to one, be within three feet, and some of them won’t even move.  Makes you want to pounce ‘em!!!  Some have tried, most have failed, but it always seems to be on the list of every guy to catch a squirrel before they graduate.  Freshman year, we did such a thing.

    I used to live on the second floor of Dunn my freshman year.  We had our windows open during the warm weather and one day, a squirrel saw an opportune moment to jump through our bathroom window and scamper about exploring our floor.  Well, needless to say, this grabbed the attention of the 22 men who lived on that floor.  All of the sudden, doors began slamming shut and yells of excitement mixed with hands carrying cardboard boxes emerged from the woodwork.  We all cornered him into the back end of the hall.  I can only imagine, his little squirrel heart racing being surrounded by a bunch of young college students carrying weapons of entrapment with a gleam of excited anticipation in their eyes.  Needless to say, we were victorious.  We threw a box over it, caught it, and then a half an hour later (upon the request of our RD) we released it ha…so anticlimatic!

    And then there’s the time one flew into our toilet and drowned….but that’s another story all together ha.

-Jon       

This weather is great…knock on wood, if you can knock on the finest oak you can find, or better yet go outside and get a real living tree (I find it works the best). But seriously people, the weather has been teasing us ALL year. Every time that I think its getting nice out, the warm weather only lasts for a day or two. But this time I think Spring is really here! And you know what I love about spring?

Of course you don’t thats why I am going to tell you…It seems that this wonderful weather just puts everyone in an extraordinary mood. People are so influenced by the weather that I think you could get away with about anything… I think I could default on a couple loans and the bank would just be so giddy from the weather that they wouldn’t care. Heck, I could probably get away with not turning in my paper due tomorrow, not going to chapel, not wearing a shirt to class, starting a food fight in the MP, or even forking President Edwards front lawn.

I hope you all realize that I wrote that last paragraph facetiously and I am really not going to do any of that stuff. And on a side note (which I am sure you have realized by now my brain works in side notes…I don’t really stay on topic that well) a really love the word “facetiously” and I think I am going to tell you what I say every time I use the word. Are you ready for it? If you look at “facetiously” closely there is something unique about the word…Can you see it? Look again… “facetiously“… that’s right it has every vowel in order in the word!!! How exciting! And on a side note to my side note, I have recently heard that not only is y considered sometimes a vowel, but now w is considered sometimes a vowel…yea I think its weird. The reasoning behind this I’ve heard is that because…well let me just show you what I found on a forum at (http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhenIsWAVowel/mwbn/post.htm)

A good reason to include Y and W as vowels (vowel letters, actually) is that they pair with other vowel letters to create digraphs which have characteristic sounds. “AY”, “EY”, “OY”, “AW”, “EW”, “OW”. But when not at the end of a word, these are “AI”, “EI”, “OI”, “AU”, “EU”, “OU”. (Of course there are exceptions. That’s how English is!) Because Y and I form a pair that substitute for each other, and W and U also, it’s not such a bad idea to include both when introducing the concept to children.

Furthermore,

…there are two words in the english language that use the letter “w” as a vowel.

The first is “cwm” pronounced “coom” which is the basin at the bottom of a mountain sometimes containing a lake and the other is “crwth” which is an ancient celtic musical instrument. Hope this answers your question.

So yea I am really off topic now but I hope you all learned something from me today! WAIT there is one more useless fact I have for you…The longest word you can type on one letter of your keyboard is indeed “typewriter” and yep you just looked at your keyboard! Haha…too much fun.

Thanks for listening today!

Its been fun kickin’ useless knowledge your way.

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Just kidding….its me, Zach. Like you couldn’t tell from the picture.

    Okay, so with the whole “What do you think I should do with my life?” question, I have gone to the most accessible and cheap form of research known to college-kind…facebook.  I wrote a note and tagged close frends and those whose opinions I value and respect and asked them to dialogue and share what they feel I should do with my life and what they an see me doing with my life.  Sometimes its easier for someone on the outside to see your strengths, weakesses and the abilities and passions that you have.  So, I am excited to see what will become of this note and what everyone has to say. 

PS - I had a job interview today.  It went really well and I’m intrigued by the business. It has a lot of integrity and honesty with it and a focus on being personal.  So, I have another interview on Wednesday, so we’ll see where that goes.

-Jon       

    This past friday, my “sister house” decided to have a cookout and invite a bunch of friends over since we all don’t get to see each other much.  It was a great idea and there was a really good turn out.  We all got to have burgers, brats, hot dogs and normal grill out food!  Mix in a bonfire later and a little corn hole and it was a great college night.  And then comes AU security haha…..

     Apparently, someone two blocks away called and said that there were AU students having a cookout and that there might be alcohol (which is against AU policy regardless of age).  Of courese there wasn’t at all, but that didn’t stop their diligance in the matter.  A student who lives next door went to his car to get something and apparently heard the following dialogue.  An Anderson cop showed up and asked the AU security individuals what they were doing.  According to our neighbor, AU security planned on breathalizing everyone there!  The Anderson cop asked if they had seen any probable cause, aka bottles, smelled alcohol or anyone was acting disorderly as if drunk.  Of course they hadn’t ’cause there wasn’t anything there haha!  Security responded by saying they hadn’t but were just planning on breathalizing everyone there.  The AU cop then informed them that that was illegal and if they did that, he was taking THEM to jail ha.

    Yea, I’ve got my beefs with security, both personal and in general, but this one takes the cake!  I don’t know why they feel like they CAN do that or that they SHOULD do that or WHY.  Maybe they’re bored, I don’t know.  I guess instead of actually “busting” AU drinking parties (if that’s what they want to do), help escort a girl to her dorm or solve any unsolved mysteries lingering around, they would rather search the grounds and the house of a dry cookout and bonfire and then linger around for another half an hour…’cause that’s what they did ha.  WOW….so anyway, here’s to you AU security!

-Jon       

There are certain times or places on campus that remind people why they came here.  Whether its the special chapel nights, a pick up game of ultimate frisbee or the week long woodstock imitation known as teetering for tots (which is next week, woo hoo!), each person has some time or place that they feel connected to AU.  While searching for inspiration of writing, I found myself drawn to the basement cellar of our student center - better known as Mocha Joes.  Its a student run coffee shop/hang out area.  It’s got a lot of down time, people coming and going, concerts every now and then and the assurance that you’ll run into someone you haven’t seen in a while in a 22 minute spread.

This is where I have chosen to sit and write my blog.  Running into friends I haven’t seen in a while, nursing a caramel machiatto, and watching the community come and go reminds me of some of the reasons why I enjoy this place so much.  Next week is what I would consider the pinacle of what reminds me of why I came to AU…Teetering for Tots.  It’s a week-long event filled with everything a college student could want.  They basically take a tent and fill it up with TVs and video game systems, retro to current.  They’ve got goldeneye, smash brothers, halo tournaments and more -not to mention a 24 hour movie marathon from the beginning of the event to the end.  They’re also doing a date auction this year to help raise money and then throwing a dance Friday night.  All the money they receive this year are helping to buy textbooks for a local school that is underpriveledged and in desperate need of some updated material (apparently to some of ‘em, WWII is still going on.  JK…but not too far off).  There’s grill outs, band concerts, root beer kegs and people will just crash there during the night time.  Needless to say, I can’t wait to re-experience the fellowship and community that drew me here in the first place :).

-Jon     

(the three guy clubs represented, Boosters, Novus Dux and Dativus)

I’m sure many, if not all of you, are familiar with Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady” song.  It’s as catchy as a one hit wonder band named Hanson!  Anyway, its funny ’cause each lunch lady here, at least for the most part, has a nickname or something about ‘em that everyone knows or is unique….at least to me ha.  Alright, here’s the dl.

First off, you’ve got Jamie the Haven lady.  If she doesn’t know your name, you’re either a freshman or you never eat.  She is a ray of sunshine to everyone on this campus and she got the employee of the year from the student body.  Everyday that I get a meal from Jamie, it comes with a hug and a smile…no joke.  Sadly, she’s retiring and she will be deeply missed.

Most of the other lunch lady stories dwell from the MP (that stands for Market Place for those non-AU lingo enthusiasts).  First, you got Grandma, she pretty much runs the joint.  Then there’s the dynamic duo of Nancy and Wanda.  I currently hold the position of president of their gossip club and try to keep them up to date on all the comings and goings (mainly whats going on in the news and my life in general).  They’re great!  I think Nancy wanted to set me up with her granddaughter at one point, but as of yet that is put on hold.  Then you got Berte, who is just a sweet heart.  Earlier this year, I definitely saw that sweet little lady cruising by on a moped haha.  True story.  There’s also the sweet Asian lady who is always good for a smile, but I don’t know by name.  You got Karen, who normally takes the ID cards streetside.  As far as the lunch lady who takes ‘em on the valley side…well, let’s just say don’t even THINK about stepping two feet past the door unless she’s swiped your card.  Trust me, you won’t get far.   

So whether its Hogies and Grinders, Navy Beans or Sloppy Joes, I recommend ordering the most consistently good thing on the menu: a wrap, a hug from Jamie, and a small from the fabulous MP ladies!

-Jon     

    Okay, this week has been pretty cool relating to the whole freak out stage of Sunday night.  Earlier on in the week, I decided to tag along with a friend and visit the RMBA program at the Flagship Enterprise. Its a residential program where a student can receive an MBA in a little less than 11 months for a little under $22,000.  That cost includes an apartment, tuition, utilities and cable, a business labtop and a three week trip to Europe (included are flight, lodging and transportation).  It’s a pretty sweet deal!  You have class twice a week and a co-op three days of the week.  The co-op is where you work for a company, get paid for it, and gain experience while in the program.  So youalso have an income during that time!  It’s realy intriguing and I am definitely considering it post-graduation.  At the age of 23, I would have a Bachelor’s degree in Marketing Comm and an MBA.  Pretty freaking sweet! It would also give me time to figure out some things and what I want to do.

    Not to mention that I had a phone interview for a company I’d like to work for AND a new position opened for them right here in in Indy!!!  That would be a sweet option.  Also, I have had some great convos with some Profs here at AU and a friend who’s a youth pastor/camp director about ministry and what my call is.  They have been awesome!!  So, I know that this blog may not be that interesting but its definitely been something I’ve been experiencing as a senior and the different options on the table.

-Jon